Looks like spring is here again. Time for me to start blowing off mowing my lawn again. Here’s hoping you’re all making the most of the change in season, or, if you’re anything like me, struggling to concoct new reasons to stay indoors now that you can’t use the weather as an excuse.
If you’re new, thanks for hanging out! New columns come out a few times per month and are all about a 5 minute read.
Maybe I’m The Screen Time Problem.
I don’t know what the best approach to kids’ screentime is, but I know it isn’t MY approach.
Maybe Supervising Kids Isn’t Possible.
How long do kids need to cause havoc? Less time than it took to read this sentence.
My Kids Are Ruining My Nostalgia.
Wait…does NOTHING from my childhood hold up today?
Is Middle Aged Second Puberty A Thing?
It’s like being 13 again, except this time I’m LOSING my hair.
It’s Time We Admit That Kids Are Kinda Gross.
I no longer own anything that hasn’t had milk spilled on it twice.
I Am Drowning In Childhood Keepsakes.
Arts, crafts, baby teeth…what are you allowed to throw away?
Who Should Plan A Kid’s First Concert?
What makes a great first concert? Because I have no idea.
The ER Is A Weird Place To Write Comedy.
…but it is a pretty good place for self reflection.
I Am Routinely Out-Negotiated By Children.
Kids are naturally amazing negotiators. I am not.
Someday I’ll Miss Chuck E. Cheese.
I’m glad my kids are growing up, I’m just not equipped to deal with it.